ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
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I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
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I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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