i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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