the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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