these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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