I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
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She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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