JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
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They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Less talking, more tequila
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
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The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
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