Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
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it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
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Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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