I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
She is in my trunk
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
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