we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
In America we eat man semen.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
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