Say something about gay babies.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
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They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
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Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize