I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
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he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
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My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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