i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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