He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
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I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
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Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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