butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
You work out of a Hotel?
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
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I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
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I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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