problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
