The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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