are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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