How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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