D3 body, D1 cock
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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