He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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