3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
Porn is love you can see.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Just invented taco cereal.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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