dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
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