it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
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wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
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I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar