so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
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I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
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Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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