real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
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He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
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made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
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