Your mouth is God's brothel.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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