I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
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My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
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Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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