I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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