it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Holy shit dude........stairs
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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