It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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