Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Come see our sink grown plant.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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