is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
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Drunk
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I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
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Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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