Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
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just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
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Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
wow bdsm is so cute
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