I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
