Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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