so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
