I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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