I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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