TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
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apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
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I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize