I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
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Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
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So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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