first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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