There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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