The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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