Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
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so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
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I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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