Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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