You're a womanizer and a bitch.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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