i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
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I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
vagina is talking i cant
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
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I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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