We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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