You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
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Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
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I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
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