Don't you send me to vm
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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