This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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