hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Randomize
