The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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