Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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