Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i think i have herpe
just one?
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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