Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
