we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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