what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
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