I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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