you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
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My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
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theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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